Friday, August 29, 2008

PSoftheD

Ed Rollins, CNN: We now know the tickets: Obama-Biden; McCain-Palin. Biden is an asset as a foreign policy adviser. Palin will be an asset on domestic and energy issues.


How can you possibly compare the two?!?! That's beyond insane.

Number one, Joe Biden has been in the Senate for TWENTY NINE YEARS.

Palin has been the mayor of a city of less than 6000 people and Governor for LESS THAN TWO YEARS.

Number two, she has a five MONTH old kid with Down's syndrome. I'm going to call my sister who has a one year old right now and ask her if she think she has the time to vice president. I'm doubting she does.


And then she has like 13 other small children. Yeah, how are you going to fly to Burma on a moment's notice when you're like changing a diaper?

Number three, she's a pro-life (I don't use birth control EVER -- even at 44)***, gun-totting, religious fanatic. Yeah, I trust her at the reigns of our country when McCain is one sunburn away from death.

NO WAY.

The evangelicals are elated; please, Jesus...if you do love us -- all of us, no matter what -- screw THEM over. I do not want this podunk, snowmobling crazy person in office.

*** Side note: I firmly believe people should stop having children once their oldest child knows where babies really come from. For instance, if I had been 17 (like her son was) and my mom told me she was pregnant...I'd probably need even more therapy than I need now. Which is A LOT.

Rapper's Delight

I hope this is appreciated...

Rapper T.I., on the internet leak of his new song "Swagger Like Us" featuring Jay-Z, Kanye West and Lil Wayne:

"I'm beating down the Internet as we speak."

Pic(k) of the Day...


Proof positive that these two are assholes and Spencer is a giant douche.


I'll take a president who talks like this instead of 'strategery' anyday

(I cut out all the 'policy' bruhaha and just put in the good stuff that gave me goosebumps and made me tear up...)

So I've got news for you, John McCain. We all put our country first.

America, our work will not be easy. The challenges we face require tough choices, and Democrats as well as Republicans will need to cast off the worn-out ideas and politics of the past. For part of what has been lost these past eight years can't just be measured by lost wages or bigger trade deficits.
What has also been lost is our sense of common purpose. That's what we have to restore.

We may not agree on abortion, but surely we can agree on reducing the number of unwanted pregnancies in this country.

The reality of gun ownership may be different for hunters in rural Ohio than they are for those plagued by gang-violence in Cleveland, but don't tell me we can't uphold the Second Amendment while keeping AK-47s out of the hands of criminals.

I know there are differences on same-sex marriage, but surely we can agree that our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters deserve to visit the person they love in the hospital and to live lives free of discrimination.

You know, passions may fly on immigration, but I don't know anyone who benefits when a mother is separated from her infant child or an employer undercuts American wages by hiring illegal workers.

But this, too, is part of America's promise -- the promise of a democracy where we can find the strength and grace to bridge divides and unite in common effort.

I know there are those who dismiss such beliefs as happy talk. They claim that our insistence on something larger, something firmer and more honest in our public life is just a Trojan Horse for higher taxes and the abandonment of traditional values. And that's to be expected. Because if you don't have any fresh ideas, then you use stale tactics to scare voters. If you don't have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from.

You make a big election about small things.

And you know what -- it's worked before. Because it feeds into the cynicism we all have about government. When Washington doesn't work, all its promises seem empty. If your hopes have been dashed again and again, then it's best to stop hoping, and settle for what you already know.

I get it. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for this office. I don't fit the typical pedigree, and I haven't spent my career in the halls of Washington.

But I stand before you tonight because all across America something is stirring. What the naysayers don't understand is that this election has never been about me. It's about you. It's about you.

For 18 long months, you have stood up, one by one, and said enough to the politics of the past. You understand that in this election, the greatest risk we can take is to try the same old politics with the same old players and expect a different result.

You have shown what history teaches us -- that at defining moments like this one, the change we need doesn't come from Washington. Change comes to Washington. Change happens because the American people demand it -- because they rise up and insist on new ideas and new leadership, a new politics for a new time.

America, this is one of those moments.

I believe that as hard as it will be, the change we need is coming. Because I've seen it. Because I've lived it. Because I've seen it in Illinois, when we provided health care to more children and moved more families from welfare to work. I've seen it in Washington, where we worked across party lines to open up government and hold lobbyists more accountable, to give better care for our veterans and keep nuclear weapons out of the hands of terrorist.

And I've seen it in this campaign. In the young people who voted for the first time, and the young at heart, those who got involved again after a very long time. In the Republicans who never thought they'd pick up a Democratic ballot, but did. I've seen it in the workers who would rather cut their hours back a day even though they can't afford it than see their friends lose their jobs, in the soldiers who re-enlist after losing a limb, in the good neighbors who take a stranger in when a hurricane strikes and the floodwaters rise.

You know, this country of ours has more wealth than any nation, but that's not what makes us rich. We have the most powerful military on Earth, but that's not what makes us strong. Our universities and our culture are the envy of the world, but that's not what keeps the world coming to our shores.

Instead, it is that American spirit -- that American promise -- that pushes us forward even when the path is uncertain; that binds us together in spite of our differences; that makes us fix our eye not on what is seen, but what is unseen, that better place around the bend.

That promise is our greatest inheritance. It's a promise I make to my daughters when I tuck them in at night, and a promise that you make to yours -- a promise that has led immigrants to cross oceans and pioneers to travel west; a promise that led workers to picket lines, and women to reach for the ballot.

And it is that promise that 45 years ago today, brought Americans from every corner of this land to stand together on a Mall in Washington, before Lincoln's Memorial, and hear a young preacher from Georgia speak of his dream.

The men and women who gathered there could've heard many things. They could've heard words of anger and discord. They could've been told to succumb to the fear and frustration of so many dreams deferred.

But what the people heard instead -- people of every creed and color, from every walk of life -- is that in America, our destiny is inextricably linked. That together, our dreams can be one.
"We cannot walk alone," the preacher cried. "And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back."

America, we cannot turn back. Not with so much work to be done. Not with so many children to educate, and so many veterans to care for. Not with an economy to fix and cities to rebuild and farms to save. Not with so many families to protect and so many lives to mend. America, we cannot turn back. We cannot walk alone.

At this moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future. Let us keep that promise -- that American promise -- and in the words of Scripture hold firmly, without wavering, to the hope that we confess.

Thank you, God Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.

Shut Up Already...

Gordon Trowbridge, The Detroit News: Even McCain acknowledged the historic moment. His campaign released a television ad Thursday evening featuring McCain congratulating Obama on his nomination and noting the King anniversary.

McCain's kind words ended as the speech did: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds called the address "a misleading speech...When the temple comes down, the fireworks end and the words are over ... the fact remains: Barack Obama is still not ready to be president".



I don't normally quote Whoopi Goldberg, but she was on CNN this morning and she said something really smart. She said neither McCain nor Obama is ready to be president because its not like any other job. She said its not like running a state or being in the Senate because there are different priorities.

I agree. And I know I'm biased but at least I'm not a jerk.

At least I know that there is NO WAY McCain's speech will compare with Obama's. He just doesn't have the skillz, son.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

PSoftheD

Jonathan Alter, from Newsweek: Modern campaigns are about flinging 10 things against the wall every day and hoping something sticks. Everything else, from fund-raising to advertising (paid for by the fund-raising) to speechmaking to Web strategy, is in the service of applying that adhesive, either to cement the candidate's message or muck up the opponent's engine with sludge.

That's because memorable lines, images, gaffes and monikers act like a piece of gum on the bottom of your shoe. They get your attention and may even shape your voting behavior. In the world of marketing, "sticky branding" means intentionally creating an emotional attachment to a consumer product. In the blogosphere, a "meme" (a word coined by the science writer Richard Dawkins in 1976) is an idea that spreads virally, beyond anyone's control. Political campaigns often try to add gobs of glue (as Obama did on the seven-house story), but why some stories stick and others don't remains something of a mystery.

Of course, sometimes fertile soil—the congruent context—is itself a concoction. Dan Quayle's spelling "potato" with an "e" resonated because of superficial media judgments that he was somehow dumber than the average vice president. After Obama's gaffe about "bitter" voters "clinging" to guns and religion, McCain operatives worked overtime trying to tag the Democratic candidate as an elitist, down to the brand of iced tea he drinks. This despite the fact that Obama was raised by a single mother (who sometimes relied on food stamps) and attended top universities on scholarships and loans. The most persistent meme of this campaign season, that Obama is a Muslim, is a lie based on his foreign-sounding name and brief attendance at a public elementary school in Indonesia. In politics, like war, truth is the first casualty.

More incentive for my diet...if I lived in Alabama.

The state of Alabama has given its 37,527 employees until 2010 to start getting fit -- or they'll pay $25 a month for insurance that otherwise is free.

Alabama will be the first state to charge its overweight workers who don't try to slim down, while a handful of other states reward employees who adopt healthful behaviors.

Alabama already charges workers who smoke -- and has seen some success in getting them to quit -- but now has turned its attention to a problem that plagues many people in the Deep South: obesity.

AND HERE IT IS...THE BEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE:

"It's terrible," said health department employee Chequla Motley. "Some people come into this world big."

Pic(k) of the Day


Crips now carry rifles, not just shivs and glocks.

McCain's a big, whiny baby...and he's old.

This is great; and I hope it gets picked up on every news channel, every newspaper, and EVERY SINGLE SUPPORTER OF McCAIN READS IT. (An excerpt. McCain's answers are in bold):

When John McCain was asked if he would keep the straight talk coming, he replied, "You think I could survive if I didn't? We'd never be forgiven ... I'd have to hire a food taster, somebody to start my car in the morning." Even after he won the GOP nomination, he demanded that his new campaign plane be configured to include a sofa up front so he could re-create the Straight Talk Express at 30,000 ft.

Sticking to the old formula seemed like a good idea. But with the press focused on Obama, McCain got attention only when he slipped up during one of his patented freewheeling encounters with reporters. And so in July, the campaign decided to clamp down on the candidate. Open-ended question time was reduced to almost nothing, and the famously unscripted McCain began heeding his talking points, even as his aides maintained he missed the old informality.

When TIME's James Carney and Michael Scherer were invited to the front of McCain's plane recently for an interview, they were ushered forward, past the curtain that now separates reporters from the candidate, past the sofa that was designed for his gabfests with the press and taken straight to the candidate's seat. McCain at first seemed happy enough to do the interview. But his mood quickly soured. The McCain on display in the 24-minute interview was prickly, at times abrasive, and determined not to stray off message.

What do you want voters to know coming out of the Republican Convention — about you, about your candidacy?
I'm prepared to be President of the United States, and I'll put my country first.

There's a theme that recurs in your books and your speeches, both about putting country first but also about honor. I wonder if you could define honor for us?
Read it in my books.

I've read your books.
No, I'm not going to define it.

But honor in politics?
I defined it in five books. Read my books.

[Your] campaign today is more disciplined, more traditional, more aggressive. From your point of view, why the change?
I will do as much as we possibly can do to provide as much access to the press as possible.

But beyond the press, sir, just in terms of ...
I think we're running a fine campaign, and this is where we are.

Do you miss the old way of doing it?
I don't know what you're talking about.

Really? Come on, Senator.
I'll provide as much access as possible ...

In 2000, after the primaries, you went back to South Carolina to talk about what you felt was a mistake you had made on the Confederate flag. Is there anything so far about this campaign that you wish you could take back or you might revisit when it's over?
[Does not answer.]

Do I know you? [Says with a laugh.]
[Long pause.] I'm very happy with the way our campaign has been conducted, and I am very pleased and humbled to have the nomination of the Republican Party.

You do acknowledge there was a change in the campaign, in the way you had run the campaign?
[Shakes his head.]

You don't acknowledge that? O.K., when your aides came to you and you decided, having been attacked by Barack Obama, to run some of those ads, was there a debate?
The campaign responded as planned.

Jumping around a bit: in your books, you've talked about what it was like to go through the Keating Five experience, and you've been quoted as saying it was one of the worst experiences of your life. Someone else quoted you as saying it was even worse than being a POW ...
That's another one of those statements made 17 or 18 years ago which was out of the context of the conversation I was having. Of course the worst, the toughest experience of my life was being imprisoned, so people can pluck phrases from 17 or 18 years ago ...

I wasn't suggesting it as a negative thing. I was just saying that ...
I'm just suggesting it was taken out of context. I understand how comments are taken out of context from time to time. But obviously, the toughest time of my life, physically and [in] every other way, would be the time that I almost died in prison camp. And I think most Americans understand that.

How different are you from President Bush? Are you in step with your party? Are you independent from your party?
My record shows that I have put my country first and I follow the philosophy and traditions of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan. Sometimes that is not in keeping with the present Administration or my colleagues, but I've always put my country first, whether it's saying I didn't support the decision to go to Lebanon or my fighting against the corruption in Washington or out-of-control pork-barrel spending, which has led to members of Congress residing in federal prison. So I've always stood up for a set of principles and a philosophy that I think have been pretty consistent over the years.

Your tougher line on Russia, which predated [the Russian invasion of Georgia], now to many looks prescient. Others say it's indicative of a belligerent approach to foreign policy that would perhaps further exacerbate the tensions being created with our allies and others around the world under the Bush Administration. How do you respond to that critique?
Well, it reminds me of some of the arguments we went through when Ronald Reagan became President of the United States. I think Russian behavior has been very clear, and I've pointed it out for quite a period of time, and the chronicle of their actions has been well known since President [Vladimir] Putin came to power, and I believe that it's very important that Russia behave in a manner befitting a very strong nation. They're not doing so at this time, so therefore I will criticize and in some cases — in the case of the aggression against Georgia — condemn them.

You were a very enthusiastic supporter of the invasion of Iraq and, in the early stages, of the Bush Administration's handling of the war. Are those judgments you'd like to revisit?
Well, my record is clear. I believe that the world is better off without Saddam Hussein. I believe it's clear that he had every intention to acquire and use weapons of mass destruction. ***** I can only imagine what Saddam Hussein would be doing with the wealth he would acquire with oil at $110 and $120 a barrel. I was one of the first to point out the failure of strategy in Iraq under [former Defense Secretary Donald] Rumsfeld. I was criticized for being disloyal to the Republicans and the President. I was the first to say I would lose a campaign rather than lose a war. I supported the surge. No observer over the last two years would say the surge hasn't succeeded. I believe we did the right thing.

A lot of people know about your service from your books, but most people don't know that you have two sons currently in the military. Can you describe what it means to have Jack and Jimmy in uniform?
We don't discuss our sons.

***** this is my favorite part of the article. somehow, someway, this bozo STILL believes that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, even though for like FIVE YEARS in his country, we never found any. he's really sharp, that McCain.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Pic(k) of the Day


Holy Crap this is amazingly bad and good all at the same time.

PSoftheD

Alex Castellanos from CNN: Hillary Clinton gave a workmanlike speech tonight. She checked the boxes. However, the message many will hear is that her sisterhood of the traveling pants didn't make it this time and was wronged. But keep going, Senator Clinton told her coalition of supporters, and we will make it someday. At least one Democratic delegate interviewed by CNN after Senator Clinton spoke said Clinton's remarks proved she was denied the nomination because of her gender. That's the speech she heard in the convention hall. The sisterhood of the traveling pants may not be ready to embrace Obama just yet. If had to title this speech, I would call it Clinton's "Lesser of Two Evils" speech. She gave all the reasons she ran for president and then said if you believe in those, vote for the Democratic nominee. Not exactly a ringing endorsement. Speaking of ringing, she said nothing about the questions she has raised about Obama's preparedness to be president. It's 3 a.m. and that phone is still ringing.

Day One - Bloggo Uno

I hate the word blog. Let's get that out of the way ASAP. Its awful. It sounds like a rude sound a child makes at the dinner table when he's trying to piss off his parents. (this is why I don't have kids. because they make noises like 'bbbblooooooggggggggg' when I'm trying to eat spaghetti).

I have decided to start dieting. Again. So far this morning I've had a gigantic skim, sugar free latte and a plain bagel, PLAIN. No cream cheese, no butter, no nothin'. Wish me luck, whoever reads this (god. probably just god. and maybe my mom and sister. if they're bored).

Every day I'm going to post boring tidbits and opinions as well as my pundit snipit of the day (PSoftheD). Which is a total double entendre, like PS - post script - of the D - Detroit. I'm so clever.