Its fucking horrible. Imagine the worst show you've ever seen. Maybe its a movie (Zombie Bikers comes to mind). Or Darma and Greg. Then take that show, vomit it on it, piss on it and roll tape. That's 90210.
This week's episode was Homecoming, cleverly titled "There's No Place Like Homecoming", because as you may remember, the family is from Kansas. And they are STILL beating the Wizard of Oz dead horse.
What I find best about this episode are the dresses these girls wear to the dance. Its like something they bought off the rack at TJMaxx. Um, aren't you in Beverly Hills? Isn't this like a formal event? Guess not. I'll just toss on this red cotton t-shirt and put a belt over it. TA-DA! Assholes...
I also enjoy the fact that the Kansians are completely clueless to everyone's true motives. Like: Oh, Naomi. Of course I want to be friends more than I want to make out with your exboyfriend!
Wait, why? She's been a nasty bitch to you all season long. But you so badly need companionship you're willing to overlook it? Okay...I want to be friends with you, too. Because I guess I can crash your car, ruin your life and watch you die and you'll be like: Hey BFF! I <3 you! You suck.
And this whole Arianna on drugs thing is overplayed. Great, she did cocaine. Its not like she was elected mayor of Detroit and then cheated on her wife, stole millions of dollars, lied underoath and assaulted a cop. (OH SNAP!)
I also enjoy how everyone is coupling off. This is classic sign of impending show-cancellization. You're like giving us everything we wanted 4 episodes in. I'm going to take this television-disaster will self destruct in 3 weeks.
Fingers crossed...
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