Okay, here's the deal. I don't want to watch Heroes anymore.
I mean, I'm totally biased now and everything that happens I'm like: Yeah right! Like that's possible!! Oh, of course that happened!! Oh my god, give me a break!! (and so on and so forth). I mean, even the dogs are starting to hate Monday nights.
But Jeff insists we continue to watch this garbage, because I think he's hoping its going to get better. Its sort of sweet how completely retarded he is.
Its not going to get better. It cannot save itself now. And here's why: (enumerated, as usual)...
1. They kill people off without really exploring where they can go with the character (matt's dad). They also bring people back from the dead with no explanation. (peter's dad). And they completely neglect riveting storylines that had us wondering all the first season (mohinder's dad).
2. Why does Claire want to get rid of her power exactly? I mean, I understand with Elle since she nearly crashed a plane...but Claire's like: no thanks, I don't want to be indestructible. Hey. Moron. This is the coolest power you could have. And you're like: I'm a whiney bitch, get rid of it. What you REALLY need to get rid of are those thunder thighs. (I know, I'm getting personal. I have to...Heroes has pushed me to this).
3. I like Sylar being a hero now, but why is everyone so quick to believe that he's a flip-flopping piece of playdough. I mean, come on. Peter's dad has every power imaginable and can't figure out that Sylar isn't on his side? (by the way, I love how peter was running away from henchmen and then miraculously appeared in his dad's office, unrestricted. that's plausible).
4. Why does no one listen to anyone else on this show? That would save ALOT of time and energy. Its like no one trusts anyone anymore, when they all saved the world together just a season and a half ago. Is one of the side effects of having powers no long term memory? Its obviously what is plaguing the writers because they can't figure out dick.
5. I'm still pissed Adam Monroe is dead.
If you're still watching, I applaud you for your efforts. If you're not, you're WAY smarter than me.
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