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Yeah, I watched that shit last night. Yeah, it was AWESOME.

It was Annie's sweet 16. and for some reason, when you turn 16 in Bev Hills, you get a pink neon sign saying so above your mantel and have karaoke at your party. You also have about 100 generic looking teens milling around your party even though you just moved there from Kansas like 30 minutes ago and don't talk to anyone but the 10 primary characters on the show.

Annie, annie, annie...you poor, poor fool. I don't know WHY you agreed to keep the you and ethan thing a secret -- oh yeah, to not hurt naomi. then to not hurt your ex-bf. then they hurt you. when will brunette girls from the midwest learn that no matter WHAT, the skinny blonde with the big tits is out to get you. and that your ex boyfriend will fly into town to rekindle the flame but promptly make out with a complete stranger just because she said so.

naveed a virgin!?!?!? oh my god!??!?!? um, hey -- adrianna -- not surprising. he's a total DORK. who in god's name is going to do it with him? especially since he's never had a girlfriend and told you 2 episodes ago he's been in love with YOU since kidnergarten.

** side note. naveed's mom: the foreign exchange hottie from the movie "Summer School" with Mark Harmon. Just a bit of trivia for ya...

adrianna and silver are the same girl. or, should i say, the same skeleton with a brown-haired wig on it. i mean, let's be honest... NOTHING sets these two apart. they both can BARELY act, they both haven't eaten since turning 12 (which by the looks of their hips, was last year) and they both are trying to desperately to make 90210 their jumping point to something better.

i LOVE that brenda slept with kelly's "not boyfriend", just to mix shit up like in the good old days for us fans that watched the original. i know that any 14 year old girls who watch this (if there are any) don't care about kelly and brenda. but i feel a cat fight coming on! bring it! and while you're at it, bring back Noah and Colin too. They were hot.

Priviledged, which airs after 90210, is really the only reason i continue to watch. its amazing. please watch it. i mean, i'm sure it will be canceled after the first season since it appeals to only my demographic -- 30 somethings who pine for their teenage years in which they were thin and popular and dated hot guys from shitty TV shows. I mean, how many of us are there out there?