Wednesday, November 12, 2008

From my BFF, the 8th grade science teacher

First of all, David B****n stole Brandon Gar***n's homework and put his name on it. And it was so obvious because he didn't erase it completely. When I asked him what was up, he said he hates science. Ok whatever. Sawl ya. Go to the office.

Then Brent P***e came to class with blood all over his hand and said he cut himself. It was bad...I said WHAT HAPPENED? WHO HAS A KNIFE? It was so nervousing. Then he was all, "It's fake blood."

He got it from Darren B***m. Sweet, you're both getting written up. Morons.

Then Brandon L***r (total retard) was all like,"Why would you get mad about that?" So I had to go off on his butt. Idiot.

I hate these kids today. I want to go home.

Hope you're feeling better.

I should've been a teacher...this is the most amazing day ever.

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