8:24 AM Lauren: You've been invited to this chat room!
MICHELE has joined
Lauren: yesss
group chat
MICHELE: what up, laydies
Lauren: i have my coffee
MICHELE: jealous
Lauren: it's all good
8:25 AM kona, baby
MICHELE: i have no umbrella!
Lauren: it is beautiful here
MICHELE: biiitch
Lauren: i want to go to the botanical garden
because it is free today
MICHELE: do you have the day off?
Lauren: yess
MICHELE: excellent!
Lauren: unfortunately then I have to work Wed-Sat
8:26 AM MICHELE: ohhhh
well, at least you'll probably get our rain for the rest of the week
:)
Lauren: yay
MICHELE: you won't be missing anything!
Lauren: the kitten is in the window watching birds
MICHELE: hahah!
Precious and upstairs cat have been doing taht
8:27 AM Lauren: there are a million birds in our backyard, it is weird
Mandy is coming to visit!
MICHELE: they're taunting your cats
i heard!
that's so exciting!
Lauren: i know
because i think i have those days off
MICHELE: that is so cool!
8:28 AM brunch it up
8:29 AM me: what's up
i'm tweeting
hahahahha
MICHELE: hahah!
i'm gonna check your tweets
Lauren: teet
MICHELE: dirrrty
me: so, i told michele already
Lauren: damn you and your twittering.
MICHELE: remember christina aguilera?
me: but lauren, youhave to hear
i applied for a job here and its working from home
8:30 AM Lauren: yes!
me: and making like almost 60,000 a year
so i'd be like a RICH person
MICHELE: daaaaamn!
me: i know!
Lauren: niiice
me: so...i had a phone call this morning
and the chick who has the job now has been totally talking me up
Lauren: excellent
me: and told me: basically, don't blow the interview and the job is yours
yessssssssssssss.
MICHELE: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Lauren: see, your karma has paid off
me: and i was like: i'll show up drunk and offer everyone weed
Lauren: commuting karma
me: do you think that will go over well?
8:31 AM MICHELE: you'll totally get the job that way
me: my commuting karma!
i love that!
i need to tweet that
MICHELE: hahah!
whoaaaaa
me: tweeted.
MICHELE: just read your twitter
8:32 AM me: i know!
i had a sex dream about NKOTB
and it was with joey.....
MICHELE: with all of them?
me: ewwwwww...he wasn't even my fav
MICHELE: oh, ok
me: well, it was sort of all of them
MICHELE: yeah, joey was kind of feminine
me: but joey was the one i remember, on some couch in bar while he watched sports
Lauren: didn't someone have a zombie dream? because this morning I had a zombie dream. Thanks
me: dude!
michele, tell lauren
my theory...
MICHELE: hahahah!
8:33 AM me: and she's in NYC -- she's screwed!
Lauren: um, the swine flu epidemic is like 7 miles from where i live
MICHELE: Mandy is convinced everytime a new flu strain pops up, people will become zombies
me: swine flu
Lauren: st. francis prep is very close
me: its the beginning of zombism
zombieism?
MICHELE: haaa, zombism
me: zombalism?
MICHELE: i like zombism
Lauren: zombiism
8:34 AM me: hahahha
MICHELE: double i, i like it
me: michele...gross email
i nearly gagged
Lauren: i think the cure in my dream was like a bath of pineapple juice or something
me: write that down!
MICHELE: i will gladly take a pineapple bath
me: because it could be a sign
8:35 AM Lauren: hahaha
yes
me: just remember: go somewhere with no windows like the Winchester
Lauren: I dreamt of the cure for zombiism
love that movie
me: best ever.
MICHELE: heee, me too
Lauren: I made my parents watch it and they were like "um, Lauren?"
me: my sister hasn't seen it
hahahah!
its beyond clever
its clever redefined
MICHELE: seriously?
8:36 AM it's so awesome
Lauren: they just couldn't relate to the generational hilarity
me: i could see my mom watching it and going: i don't get it.
and i'd keep looking over at her and saying: isn't that funny?
MICHELE: my mom was kind of meh about it, too
Lauren: i know
me: and she'd give me a fake laugh and i'd get really disappointed
Lauren: i know!!!
me: like mom, i thought better of you.
Lauren: i was like this is the best movie violence and comedy and love!
MICHELE: i felt the same way!
8:37 AM me: i know!
MICHELE: my mom has a great sense of humor
but wasn't feeling it
me: its a romantic viocom
Lauren: haha
MICHELE: romzomcom
me: awesome!
god, we are on fucking point today ladies
MICHELE: sadly, i did not make that up
Lauren: lolz
me: i'm going to have to blog this chat
MICHELE: the dudes who made it did
me: damn it!
MICHELE: i know
8:38 AM me: michele, don't ruin my moment!
Lauren: originality
MICHELE: i was so on yesterday, too
me: you were!
michele was f'ing funny yestserday
like everything she said was comedic gold
Lauren: we're funny gals
MICHELE: haha
me: even the reference to patrick swayze
MICHELE: probably because of the pms
hahah
me: i got my period last night
Lauren: mmm excess hormones create art
MICHELE: ew
me: well...FYI
MICHELE: mines not until next freaking week
me: maybe i shouldn't share that...
Lauren: it is like all artists being bipolar
MICHELE: and i'm already retardedly bloated
8:39 AM Lauren: i love my bc
MICHELE: no, if you can't share it here, where can you share it?
me: do you take seasonale?
Lauren: i am on YAZ
me: i tried that no period stuff...
i got wicked bad headaches
Lauren: so it supposedly takes care of my PMDD
whatever that is
me: oooooh...lucky
MICHELE: my mom totally had pmdd
me: is it like ADHD?
Lauren: it makes me not want to kill, but I also have no sex drive
so it is double effective
me: hahahha
8:40 AM MICHELE: my bc makes me waaay less moody
Lauren: indeed
MICHELE: but i still have acne
and bloat
and spotting
i think i'm only half woman
Lauren: YAZ is supposed to fix acne and crazy mood swings
MICHELE: i'm going to talk to my doc about it next week
Lauren: I can't eally tell if the no sex drive thing is the birth control or just personal preference
me: whatever i take has to have low estrogen
i'm so superiorily female i don't need anymore.
ha.
8:41 AM MICHELE: hahaha
i'm loling
me: loling
i'm loling like i'm watching a romzomcom
Lauren: i hate saying "lol" but enjoy "lolz" i am not sure why
8:42 AM MICHELE: lolz is slightly better than lol
i always just write out haha
Lauren: yes, i go with heh
MICHELE: that is my lol equivalent
me: i'm more obnoxious
like hahahahhahahahhaha
soemtimes i do haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
depending on my mood.
Lauren: yes
MICHELE: hhahahah!
8:43 AM your fingers know what to do
me: my laugh is horrible, so i'm trying to simluate via the keyboard
its tough to do
sometimes i laugh like Mutley, from the cartoon
where i just make like no noise
MICHELE: ha, that's mine
me: tough to type that out
MICHELE: a rasp
me: yeah!
i also do some weird french thing
and jeff always laughs and asked me if i want a croissant
8:44 AM Lauren: lozl
mmm. lozl
a new variant
it is like hebrew
8:45 AM i have invented the hasidic equivalent of lolz
me: thank god
8:46 AM the jews are severely lacking in good chat abbreviations
Lauren: I saw grey gardens
8:47 AM me: was it any good?
i avoided it since i want drew barrymore to die
Lauren: yeah
I was disappointed in Jessica Lange
I thought she would be better
me: how can you be disappointed?
its jessica lange
she sucks
Lauren: I expected Barrymore to suck
me: and you want to know why jessica lange sucks?
Lauren: uh, yes?
me: because i'm loyal, and my mom hates her for no good reason.
MICHELE: why?
hahah!
8:48 AM will you hate james woods for me?
me: my mom also hates susan sarandon and linda rondstat
so, i hate them too
james woods is kind of douchey
MICHELE: HAHAHAAH!
i hate him!@!!!
Lauren: maybe your mom just hates people that look like they have kewpie doll/fetal alcohol syndrome
8:49 AM MICHELE: BWHAHAHAHAHA!
oh my god
8:50 AM it took me a minute to calm down
Lauren: :)
me: maybe she does!
she should hate leondardo dicaprio too then
MICHELE: yes
me: i cant' even spell his name
8:51 AM MICHELE: he's gotten weirder looking as he's gotten older
like, he's a boy in a man's body
Lauren: speaking of which
benjamin buttons was stupid
8:52 AM MICHELE: hahah!@
haven't seen it
me: i had a feeling it would be
i heard its also very long.
MICHELE: i saw forgetting sarah marshall though
me: i saw the wrestler
MICHELE: i want to see that!
me: you totally forget its mickey rourke
you think you're watchign a documentary about that guy
MICHELE: damn
me: and i saw the day the earth stood still
and keanu reeves sucks
MICHELE: my dad is pissed about that movie
8:53 AM me: which one?
Lauren: the wrestler was awesome
MICHELE: earth stood still
he LOVES the original
me: because its beyond dumb?
MICHELE: it's his favorite movie
Lauren: you need to get 9 and a 1/2 weeks and the wrestler and have a movie marathon
me: its a great movie, the original
lauren: that would be depressing
its like hot MR then what the fuck happened to your face MR
MICHELE: DO NOT SEE ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO
me: hahahah.
8:54 AM okay.
MICHELE: worst movie
Lauren: too late
MICHELE: god
did you hate it?
i was so bored i forgot i was watching it at one point
me: that's amazing.
MICHELE: i picked up a magazine and was like, oh yeah, i'm watching a movie...
me: i want you to tweet that.
hahahha.
i'm dying.
8:55 AM MICHELE: hahah, ok
me: my coworkers hate me
sooo funny
MICHELE: hahahaha!
me: everything you guys are saying is making me so happy
i want to tell everyoen and no one here gives a shit
Lauren: haha
me: so, i'm just giggling at my desk like a moron
and now i have a meeting...
Lauren: that has been my lifelong struggle
aw
8:56 AM me: i have like FIVE today
Lauren: i don't have to work!!!!
but I do have to clean out my closet
I wish you could virtually be here to help me with that
MICHELE: i would make you throw everything out
i'm notorious for that
8:57 AM Lauren: that is what i need
i have to be brutal
there is serious overflow
me: i'm off ladies
Lauren: bye
me: but i'm saving this chat forever.
Lauren: :(
me: i don't know how...
but i'll figure it out.
8:58 AM MICHELE: click on chats!
it will be there!
have fun at your meeting!
Lauren: should i notify my lesbian friend that i will set her up with your cousin?
8:59 AM MICHELE: matchmaking!
Lauren: the unification of two crazy lesbians
9:00 AM MICHELE: hah!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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