What Opening Day Means to Me...

First of all, don't go to the game. its a total buzzkill. the beer prices are too high and the bathroom lines are too long.

Schedule:
9 am: get up. eat cereal, to soak up the beer.
9:30 am: head downtown. find a place to park. write down where your car is because there's no way you'll remember later on.
10 am: State theater. beers. run into guys i used to date. get them to buy us beers.
11 am: Elwood. beer. run into guys i used to date. get them to buy us more beer.
12 pm: Hockeytown. beer. run into other guys i used to date. get them to guy us more beer.
1 pm: find a place with chili dogs. laugh obnoxoiusly.
2 pm: rally. more beer. we walk to greektown, hit up some of those bars, for a change of scenery.
4 pm: party at my friend's house. more FREE beer.
7 pm: head home (how? not sure...)
8 pm: bed.
wake up at 8 am the next day.

This should full explain why its my favorite day of the year.