Wednesday, October 8, 2008

"The 90210: Why It Is Getting Worse"

So, episode 3 was on (maybe its 4, I'm not really sure. its all one big, skinny blur).

I missed the last 10 minutes for debate prep. but I have a sneaking suspicion I didn't actually miss anything.

here goes...

1. the only person who can act is the "main" girl, the Brenda character. Even the parents seemed to learn nothing from their time on Full House and Melrose Place. I mean, if John Stamos and Heather Locklear can't be your icon of acting, then really, who can?

2. Naomi is not cute. and what the f is with her wardrobe? its like she got the Olsen Twins castoffs -- from when they were 9.

3. Silver -- you're lame. and you and your boyfriend and your "problems" are boring. spice it up a little...instead of him not liking horror movies, maybe he forgets your safe word and you pass out from asphixiation while doing it? let's push the limits, shall we?

4. Naomi's mom kissing the Principal for like NO reason was stupid. Oh, we had a kid together 19 years ago. I guess that means I should make an uncomfortable pass at you! no...what it means is that these characters are REALLY uninteresting and this is all we could come up with.

5. The new girl being a raging bitch? OBVIOUS.

6. The health class having a "baby experiment" and pairing up Ethan and what's her name? OBVIOUS.

7. The show taking a downward spiral and being off the air in less than a month? OBVIOUS.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

since u missed the end and we're the only 2 on earth watching this show, turns out new girl is not a teenager, shes an adult, and a cop... posing as a student for the pricipal so he can see how drugs are getting into the school... so her weird passes at teacher guy arent as inappropriate as they seem. cuz shes all growsed up. ;) love u! why do we still watch this???
hahaha xoxo gg