90210 - Round Two

So, of course, I watched it AGAIN. Like a train wreck, much like the first 90210, I couldn't NOT watch. Its insane.

This episode was MUCH more slowed down, not like the methamphetamine 2-hour series premiere last week. I mean, the story line was coherent and made much more sense.

Of course, because they brought up SO many f'ing issues on episode uno, they couldn't even BEGIN to cover all of this.

OBSERVATIONS:

1. Naomi is a wacko. I mean, she's all upset because her super rich dad is having an affair; this is the same girl who slept with some dude like outside a coffee shop last week after finding out her boyfriend got a BJ'er in the front seat of his car before school the day before. I mean, come on -- like I'm supposed to believe this crazy bitch is little Miss Morals? Not buying it...

2. Nice cameo by Kelly/Silver's mom. I like that she's got a hip new haircut but somehow still a total skeeze. And its totally entertaining that like after all this time, they decided to revisit that storyline.

3. Ambiguity on who is Kelly's baby daddy is amusing. They obviously want us to wonder if its Dylan or Brandon, but looking at that butt-ass ugly child, he looks more like Steve.

4. Silver needs to eat. She looks near death. And I'm sure no one else noticed, but Dixon changed his sweater between the house and the bowling alley. They need to be more consistent because I notice this crap.

I also watched Privledged, which I liked WAY more, but unfortunately Jeff came home and commandeered the remote control so I didn't get to see the end. Luckily, ala MTV, they show it like 50 times before next week.