Thursday, September 4, 2008

I Get It Now...

A guy I work with had to explain it to me...

Basically, in calling herself a pitbull, she outs herself as the Republican attack dog.

Uh huh. Interesting. So, she's an independent, reformer maverick who is going to be on the attack for John McCain and the republican party.

WOW. That's really novel. No one does that; all the republicans I know are super friendly and welcoming. Especially last night during the speeches; Palin was the pitbull and the rest were just poodles.

Like Mike Huckabee: "And he doesn't want to change the definition of marriage. And unlike the Democratic ticket, Senator McCain and Governor Palin believe that every human life has intrinsic worth and value from the moment of conception." Because its not pitbull-ish at all to claim that democrats don't value human life.

Or Guiliani: "And she's already had more executive experience than the entire Democratic ticket combined. She's been a mayor. I love that. I'm sorry -- I'm sorry that Barack Obama feels that her hometown isn't cosmopolitan enough. I'm sorry, Barack, that it's not flashy enough. Maybe they cling to religion there. Well -- well, the first day -- as far as I'm concerned, the first day she was mayor, she had more experience as an executive than -- than Obama and Biden combined." Because Barack Obama said her home town was "cosmopolitan". Wait, NO HE DIDN'T.

Or when Dick Cheney told Harry Reid to "fuck off" on the floor of the Senate.

Its like the Pitbull Party, Sarah Palin. Don't kid yourself; you're no different than the rest of them.

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